Little Bill

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. There, I said it.

Hope you’re pissing everyone off in the afterlife, George. You’ll be missed down here.

I’m going to post my favorite George Carlin joke, from one of his books. Most people who have seen/heard this joke did not find it as amusing as I did, but I say “fuck you” to them, because this is my blog, Goddammit and if I wanna share a George joke then I will.

EIEIO is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm" — George Carlin

Exposition: My friends Kitty and Greg are having a double-birthday party this weekend. I, being that one New Yorker with a car, offered to drive her to pick up the keg for the party.

Kitty: so I said I’d pick up the stuff between noon and 1. Sound kosher?
Little Bill: yes
Little Bill: sure just wake me up early on my day off. :-P
Kitty: :(
Little Bill: ’s ok
Kitty: :’(
Kitty: tears
Little Bill: yeah yeah
Little Bill: sure sure
Kitty: see the tears?
Little Bill: cry me a river
Kitty: (I can’t type a river….)
Kitty: ~~~~~~~~?
Little Bill: hahaha
Kitty: ocean?
Kitty: ~~~~~~^~~~~~ sharks
Little Bill: haha.
Little Bill: now cry me a boathouse
Kitty: dammit!

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Also, sorry for the lack of entries lately… I just haven’t had much to say as of late. That’ll change I’m sure!