25 July 2007

ON DATING…

Why can’t dating simply be:

“Hey, I like you.”
“Hey, I like you too!”
“Great! Let’s fuck!*”
“Okay, let me get the condom!”

instead it’s more like

“Hey, I like you.”
“Hey, I like you too!”

and then, two days later:

“Haven’t heard from you since our date. What gives?”
“Well, you were a bit too forward, I don’t think I’m feeling it. Good luck.”

What the fuck? Throw a guy a bone, ladies. You say you don’t like games. You say you don’t want bullshit. You want honesty and candor and when you get it, you tuck tail and run?

This designer’s damn near giving up.

* I’m being facetious of course. This isn’t how it’d work.

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