Comments on: SO I DATED AN AXE-MURDERER

By: a long lost roman

a long lost roman — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:30:07 +0000

I agree. She thought you MIGHT hack her up, yet she stayed on the date? That’s flattery right there. What a nutcase though…

By: Kae

Kae — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:29:25 +0000

Good lord… what the heck happened to the time? Seriously? Send me an email off your blog (kaeri.carroll@gmail.com) and we’ll talk. I am SO not putting my cell phone number on here… hehe. :)

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:52:08 +0000

Ahh KaeKae… how I’ve missed you. It’s amazing that I’ve been here three years now, back when we both thought the right mindset was to make New York my bitch. How wrong I was — to be afraid of this place; to think I must conquer it. Nah. New York’s not my bitch. She’s my best friend.

Good to hear from you though! It’s been at least a year!

By: Kae

Kae — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:45:18 +0000

How bizarre… and yet, William, kinda flattering, no? I mean… she was alarmed enough to let you know that a friend would be calling in an hour to make sure you hadn’t HACKED HER TO PIECES… yet she was intrigued enough to continue the date, despite the concern…? Seriously? Dayamn. You are one charming sonnovabitch to make a woman openly risk death to walk on the boardwalk with you! :D

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:51:52 +0000

What the hell?

By: Kontessa Krunk, Esq.

Kontessa Krunk, Esq. — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:34:59 +0000

You know, if she had made that call as a joke, it would have been one of the best jests of the year. Instead, you should let her know to lay off the American Psycho. Obviously the iBankers are doing a number on her head, with their Valentino suits, their Oliver Peoples glasses, and their need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale.
What a freakshow.

By: A Fly

A Fly — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:04:14 +0000

you lie, you squashed my father

By: aliastaken

aliastaken — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:30:52 +0000

‘If it wasn’t for Agent Mayhem suddenly calling my phone a few blocks after I’d dropped her off — and, in doing so, totally diffusing my mood — I don’t know what would’ve happened.’

Like maybe you would have axe-murdered the next person you saw? Hahahahahaha, she’s a head-case. You should have made her drive.

By: Nely

Nely — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:09:36 +0000

you were too easy on her! she needs to know that she’s a douchebag.

By: sunj

sunj — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:07:49 +0000

thanks! in korean the perfect phrase in this situation would be – “ssem tong.” you can ask your mom about that. xP

By: giu giu

giu giu — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:20:40 +0000

What the heck!!!
That was SO OBVIOUSLY a joke that was a continuation of HER joke. I can’t believe she would have that conversation right in front of you like that!! The only thing I’ve ever done to get out of a date was to text message a friend while my Bad Date was in the bathroom, telling the friend to call me in 10 minutes with a fake emergency I had to go home for. I think that’s a bit more polite, no? I really can’t believe you continued the date after that. Oh well. Live and learn I suppose!

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:01:08 +0000

Emily, the thing is… if she were the type of woman who had enough tact to text message her friend instead of call, she would’ve been more along the lines of the kind of girl I’d like to date.

By: emily (chickfactor)

emily (chickfactor) — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:58:29 +0000

This is really an instance where things could have all been alright if she had just TEXT MESSAGED her friend instead. Although, it’s probably better for you that you heard so that you didn’t continue dating her.

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:18:56 +0000

Yes.

By: Rachael Faith

Rachael Faith — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:17:46 +0000

That’s good to know. So if you were an axe murderer, you’d definitely wash your hands after, yes?

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:15:54 +0000

(I wash my hands after I catch the flies, by the way.)

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:15:04 +0000

Here’s the thing. Even if she had legitimate reason to be concerned for her safety — and I’ll even go so far as to say kudos to her for being safe — there are more tactful ways of going about it. Moreover, if you’re actually concerned that you’re going to be axe-murdered, you don’t clue your would-be axe-murderer in on the fact that you’re afraid!

Ugh, I couldn’t hurt a fly. No, really. I catch them and open a window and let them loose.

By: Rachael Faith

Rachael Faith — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:12:36 +0000

She could have had the NYPD on the line instead of her go-to emergency friend.

By: Little Bill

Little Bill — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:11:14 +0000

What could possibly have been worse?

By: Rachael Faith

Rachael Faith — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:08:33 +0000

There are a lot of headcases out there. It seems that calling her girlfriend after panicking about a simple joke probably wasn’t the worst thing that she could have come up with. I’m surprised you even finished out the date, all things considered…