Little Bill

Good afternoon, Agent Bill.

I trust your week has been restful. After your previous assignments the powers that be at LB:2 arranged for some rest and rehabilitation. However we cannot keep our best agent out of the action for too long.

That said, we have an assignment for you. There is a new rogue agent on the loose. Her codename for this mission is The Rogue Fanny. Her base of operations is unknown, as is her modus operandi. However what we do know is that she is out on the loose and is relaying intelligence to a competing organization. Our people have intelligence that Agent Fanny has expressed interest in defecting to LB:2.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to track down and observe Agent Fanny. The objective is to observe her actions and, assuming her sympathies lie with us, to engage and accompany Agent Fanny across the border.

While we cannot authorize the usage of deadly force in this matter, you are to use any means necessary, aside from deception — we cannot risk losing her — to ensure that Agent Fanny’s knowledge, talent and skills do not fall into the wrong hands.

This is a more difficult challenge than you may realize, Bill. Rogue Fanny’s powers of charm are considerable. You will require all of your wits and skills to succeed in this mission.

Good luck, Bill.

This mission will self-destruct in five seconds.

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